Sips Reviews

Rockstar Watermelon-Kiwi - European Edition The news is official that artificial sweeteners cause cancer. I suppose that I should have known based on the effects I have observed after my lifetime of subsisting solely on energy drinks. For many months now my body has been a disfigured, lumpy mass of tumors and growths. My appearance inspires pity in the best circumstances and disgusted hatred in the worst. I have been chased from many civilized places due to my hideous, troll-like appearance. I bear them no ill will, I am a monster, when I catch a stray glimpse of my twisted reflection in the grimy window of a passing bus or in a dirty puddle on the street I too am revolted. Despite my condition, being now formed of many malignant growths, I cannot give up the very thing that has caused that condition. I have also gained perpetual youth and life from that same source, as the taurine in energy drinks is now recognized as a veritable fountain of youth. Even now as I run my fingers over ...

 Please buy something... I'm so hungry... Ahh, hello dear customer. I wander the Lands Between and sell wares as I travel. Let me show you one of the latest quality items that I offer to you, a Tarnished need need of refreshment and energy. This aluminum flask contains a revitalizing brew that offers the gift of rejuvenation. ZET , as this consumable potion potion is named, is totally without renown within the Lands Between, and hails from the far off realm of Latvia . The reinvigorating potion comes at an affordable cost in runes and has a taste reminiscent of the old Estus Flask of the Crimson Cow . Despite being inexpensive, it has a notably kick that will give even the most downtrodden Tarnished a significant boost of energy and will stiffen resistance against the wiles of St. Trina. Please, purchase one of these flasks and taste its fortifying waters. If you see others of my kin on your journey, please buy from them as well, dear customer. Information and review: Location Purc...

忍者やホームレスの飲み物！  最も名誉ある読者とフォロワー。 今日は縁起の良い大吉日、放浪生活を捨てて忍者になろうと決意した私。 「これはどのように可能ですか？」 私は人間の感情を理解する能力のない堕落した狂人としてよく知られているので、あなたは自分自身が尋ねていることに気付くかもしれません. 実は、エナジードリンク「リアルゴールド NARUTO・BORUTO」の力と脳内の大きな腫瘍によって、理性空間の外から神のような大いなる力を与えられているのです。 見るものすべてに畏敬の念を抱かせる缶です。 ですが、その中にある美味しさこそが本当の不思議です。 正直なところ、「NARUTO・BORUTO」については何も知りませんが、体のさまざまな空洞を使用してエナジードリンクを万引きすることについてはよく知っています（厳密に必要な場合）. 私は最も尊敬され、名誉に満ちた会社「 COCA COLA 」からこの素晴らしい飲み物を飲み、それから私は忍者にならなければならないことを知りました. 私のトレーニングはすぐに始まります。 Information and review: Location Purchased:  韓国食料品店 Price when Purchased:  何か、おそらく Taste:   天気。 Energy:  忍者としての辛い一日を乗り切るのに十分な量のカフェイン、または少なくともそう願っています。 Bottom Line:  あなたの哀れな農奴の存在をあきらめて、特別なアニメタイアップでこのエナジードリンクの信じられないほどの力と名誉によって与えられた力で貴族に加わってください! 👹 👹👹👹👹 5/5 -  村を破壊する 5 匹のオーガ全員を 5 人から表彰します! You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.

  Stare upon this vessel; take in the meaning of the symbols, the imagery - it is all a lie. A fantasy sold to depraved libertines wholly unable to demonstrate restraint even if it would improve their lives. I woke up screaming again; I didn't know where I was or how I got there. It turned out that I was in a dingy, urine-soaked alleyway. My hands were sticky with blood and the corpse with the face missing on the  ground next to me seemed to be the likely source. A puddle of water was nearby. In my reflection I could see that there was also blood around my lips. I rinsed my face and hands off in the brownish water as best I was able. I searched the pockets of the dead body, he didn't have a lot of money, but he had enough. Luck would have it that a store was close to where I woke, so I headed inside. There were some options, but only one that really spoke to me. I guess because I don't understand German, I didn't know that what it was saying was not to purchase it . Who...

Is this the vehicle of your spiritual journey? Have you attained enlightenment? Have you reached Nirvana? Well, since you are reading this, it is likely that you haven't since reading energy drink reviews is not something that spiritually awakened beings do. Am I a new being? An entity of light and energy? A consciousness that exists in all dimensions and in all times all at once? The answer: a firm No . But I did drink this can of Zevia Zero Calorie Energy in Raspberry/Lime flavour  and it did change my life. Here on the commune we have a maxim: work is it's own reward.  And let me tell you, we work . At first I was a little wary about the new-age spirituality stuff, but now that I have undergone the procedure  at the hands of the leader  I don't really have any problems with it anymore. Sure some people may say that we live in a dirt-floor shack and slave away in an agrarian dystopia while giving all of the fruits of our labour to the leader  so he can live a...

  An energy drink for the discerning palate..? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Energy drinks on on sale off the street downtown. I watched neon signs glow in the dark near the drink cooler. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. I have taken up living at the homeless camp again. The camp is probably a fairly close approximation of what our prehistoric societies must have looked like: a band of desperate people barely scraping out an existence, a loose coalition led by the largest and most fearsome among us, and in my case, that is a large man of Haitian extraction that is known by the mononym "Blaster" to the other camp-dwellers. Our lives in this prehistoric state are as nasty, brutish, and short as Hobbes thought they would be. While survival is our primary goal, Blaster  is ambitious and ruthless and tries to drag us out of our rut. We truly are hunter-gatherers, and I have become one of the hunters, but the quarry t...

Now appearing in the Canadian Market: Reign Energy, here's the Razzle Berry flavour. Hello wanderer, I mean you no harm, I too am a lone traveler in the vast fields of perdition that extend forever beyond the horizon. Long have I hidden myself in cave-complex hermitage where I have hoped to outlast the great plague, but now that I have come back to the surface, I see that there will never be respite from our damnation, only brief glimpses of paradise through the consumption of forbidden elixirs. This particular elixir , from the lands to the South, has undergone a formulation change to appease our cautious council of elders . Part of that formulation change is a significant reduction in potency - whereas the Eagle-Men are able to consume 300mg of caffeine, those of the Beaver-People are restricted to a mere 180mg of caffeine - such is the way of this land. The inverse side of the can, with its various selling features.  It is said that this series of admixtures was developed to co...

Is this an energy drink? Yeah, I am so far beyond being able to care that I tragically miss the days when I was capable of feeling anything other than shame and regret. So Canada rarely gets "exclusive" product tests or reveals, so this was something of a treat when I saw that there was an Arizona Tea brand hard tea available at my state-controlled happiness beverage shop. An examination of the can reveals that this is in fact, not a "real" Arizona  tea, but one made by the Molson-Coors conglomerate.  Just in case you forgot you were in Canada, everything on the can is printed twice, English and French. I have always thought that "The Vert" was a cool name for a drink, but it isn't.  I can remember distinctly, opening the can, hearing and feeling the slight pressure being released, the odd sensations that overcame me as I sniffed the aromas exited from the recently liberated pouring spout, then the massive and obscene disappointment ...

Contrast helps people distinguish objects, both in a physical sense and a conceptual one. Without contrast we would stumble around through a maze of textures and colours that merge together into a unnavigable fog without any sort of distinction. The same is true in the realm of ideas, without good, how would we know evil; without hunger, how would we know satiety? What powerful malignant forces seeks to strip our reality of these bounding rules? For reasons that I do not yet fully understand, some power of immeasurable evil is using the  Rockstar Energy  company to unbind the individual components of our shared reality. The power , and here I hesitate to use the word "god"  acts on a cosmic scale and, while it has a great potential, it only seems to be able to interact in a tenuous, ambiguous fashion, at least, so far. Even now the conflict rages. Not a war of steel or electric current, but a metaphysical war that rages in the transitory boundaries betw...

If you ever wondered why I review energy drinks, you are not alone in that wonderment. The truth is that I was given the quest to review energy drinks by the ghost of the Blind Hobo King. Why does he want the review? I don't know and I don't care to know - I learned early life that is just best to go with the flow when dealing with a madman whose grip on sanity is as tenuous as his grip on personal hygiene. So this is NOS . It is a beverage that was manufactured by a company that made automotive parts; then it was sold to Coca Cola; finally, it was sold to Monster. Throughout those ownership transfers it is nice to see that two things have remained consistent: the beverage is still the lesser "Monster"  that nobody cares about; and, the drink still tastes like a combination of various automotive fluids and lubricants. Location Purchased:  Gas Station Price when Purchased:  $3.59 Leafbacks Taste:  Have you ever heard of an animal licking engine cool...

This "impostor" drink is sold alongside its "inspiration" at about the same price; but the habitual customers of the drink are as mysterious and unknown as the origins of the drink itself. In a lot of ways, this Canadian energy drink is emblematic of the energy drink situation in Canada. I haven't had Red Rain for a long time, this is going to be a review that focuses a a more broad topic. The "Energy Drink Market" in Canada is similar to that in the United States, just several years behind in fashion and crippled due to limitations on how much good stuff can be put into a single serving container. While there are a lot of energy drinks that are approved for sale in Canada, the market is not nearly as vibrant as it is in the USA or parts of Europe. As far as I can tell there is no Red Rain website, the closest thing I can find are two Facebook pages (one for Mexico and one for Kosovo ) connected to the brand. The most bizarre thing ab...

To evade a pursuer that neither rests nor sleeps approaches impossibility as the duration of the pursuit grows. I have seen the Minotaur, but more importantly, the Minotaur has seen me. I do not know the source of its enmity, but I know that I am the focal point of the creature's antipathy and my options for escape and survival are dwindling with each footstep, with each second. Just as Pasiphaë's  sexual lust for the bull was overpowering, the bloodlust that the Minotaur has is likewise overpowering. It was only by chance that I somehow managed to detect the creature pursing me in the crowded city streets and equally as fortunate that I managed to evade the creature's wrathful attack that left several people dead. Call it cowardice, but as the Minotaur  was extracting its blood-soaked horns from the entrails of a mild elderly woman that was mistakenly gored in my place, I ran. I ran like a madman, it was, as it still is, my only option.     My ...

The "White Sip" - a beverage that is widely available but so difficult to categorize that there is no being alive that is fully able to understand its exact nature; one of the true enigmas of our world. The unsolvable mystery that I routinely return to is  Monster Energy Zero Ultra , the White Sip of legend, the drink of memes . A drink that exists in culture ; is culture. As Marshall McLuhan noted, the medium is the message , Monster Energy Ultra Zero is the society that we live and the drink that our society consumes. I don't remember the first time that I had the white sip , but that is the nature of it, nobody remembers when they started drinking it. What can really give you a headache is if you try to figure out when the beverage was introduced, and you find that it has simultaneously never  existed and yet has always  existed.  You may dismiss that claim and conduct a simple search on any given internet search engine and find some kind of ...