Sips Reviews

  An energy drink for the discerning palate..? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Energy drinks on on sale off the street downtown. I watched neon signs glow in the dark near the drink cooler. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. I have taken up living at the homeless camp again. The camp is probably a fairly close approximation of what our prehistoric societies must have looked like: a band of desperate people barely scraping out an existence, a loose coalition led by the largest and most fearsome among us, and in my case, that is a large man of Haitian extraction that is known by the mononym "Blaster" to the other camp-dwellers. Our lives in this prehistoric state are as nasty, brutish, and short as Hobbes thought they would be. While survival is our primary goal, Blaster  is ambitious and ruthless and tries to drag us out of our rut. We truly are hunter-gatherers, and I have become one of the hunters, but the quarry t...

Now appearing in the Canadian Market: Reign Energy, here's the Razzle Berry flavour. Hello wanderer, I mean you no harm, I too am a lone traveler in the vast fields of perdition that extend forever beyond the horizon. Long have I hidden myself in cave-complex hermitage where I have hoped to outlast the great plague, but now that I have come back to the surface, I see that there will never be respite from our damnation, only brief glimpses of paradise through the consumption of forbidden elixirs. This particular elixir , from the lands to the South, has undergone a formulation change to appease our cautious council of elders . Part of that formulation change is a significant reduction in potency - whereas the Eagle-Men are able to consume 300mg of caffeine, those of the Beaver-People are restricted to a mere 180mg of caffeine - such is the way of this land. The inverse side of the can, with its various selling features.  It is said that this series of admixtures was developed to co...

Don't you love our Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals Corporate Overlords? Have you ever noticed how Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals is the greatest corporation that has ever existed? I guess it is something, like most civilized people, that I have always known. That Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals makes the best energy drinks in the world is a mere obvious statement of fact. The real news that I have to share is that the glorious majesty of those magnificent energy drinks is now available in the Canadian market!  The destitute socialist wageslaves of the frozen northern wasteland  of Canada can finally recover their HP and MP that they lose fighting their various enemies and rivals with the Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals HP & MP Energy Drink Potions ! I remember the first time I watched this video, what a rush! All of that amazing history somehow crunched down into seven orgasmic minutes! Superior Korean drink engineering and production is contributing to the greater ov...

Here is  ROCKST★R  ( ЯR - Rockstar - ROCKSTAR )  Pure: Recovery Orange . Here is the can - 473 ml - 16 US fluid ounces. Location Purchased:   Ontario, Canada  (accessed July 2018) Price when Purchased:  $2.89  Canadian Monopoly Money  (July 2018) Taste:   Well, this is probably my favourite "recovery"  energy drink. As far as I can tell, the recovery style is just code for low/no carbonation. It is basically orange Kool-Aid and well, I guess that is fine with me. This review notes that there is a rough aftertaste, which I can sort of detect, but I don't find it that noticeable. Energy:   160 mg caffeine per 473 Can (and additional nutrients) I know it doesn't make any sense, but I consider this to be more of a "summer"  drink and I usually avoid it during the winter. Bottom Line:  As mentioned, this is my favourite "recovery" style sip, so you already know that I like it. In the non-carbona...