Sips Reviews

 Please buy something... I'm so hungry... Ahh, hello dear customer. I wander the Lands Between and sell wares as I travel. Let me show you one of the latest quality items that I offer to you, a Tarnished need need of refreshment and energy. This aluminum flask contains a revitalizing brew that offers the gift of rejuvenation. ZET , as this consumable potion potion is named, is totally without renown within the Lands Between, and hails from the far off realm of Latvia . The reinvigorating potion comes at an affordable cost in runes and has a taste reminiscent of the old Estus Flask of the Crimson Cow . Despite being inexpensive, it has a notably kick that will give even the most downtrodden Tarnished a significant boost of energy and will stiffen resistance against the wiles of St. Trina. Please, purchase one of these flasks and taste its fortifying waters. If you see others of my kin on your journey, please buy from them as well, dear customer. Information and review: Location Purc...

忍者やホームレスの飲み物！  最も名誉ある読者とフォロワー。 今日は縁起の良い大吉日、放浪生活を捨てて忍者になろうと決意した私。 「これはどのように可能ですか？」 私は人間の感情を理解する能力のない堕落した狂人としてよく知られているので、あなたは自分自身が尋ねていることに気付くかもしれません. 実は、エナジードリンク「リアルゴールド NARUTO・BORUTO」の力と脳内の大きな腫瘍によって、理性空間の外から神のような大いなる力を与えられているのです。 見るものすべてに畏敬の念を抱かせる缶です。 ですが、その中にある美味しさこそが本当の不思議です。 正直なところ、「NARUTO・BORUTO」については何も知りませんが、体のさまざまな空洞を使用してエナジードリンクを万引きすることについてはよく知っています（厳密に必要な場合）. 私は最も尊敬され、名誉に満ちた会社「 COCA COLA 」からこの素晴らしい飲み物を飲み、それから私は忍者にならなければならないことを知りました. 私のトレーニングはすぐに始まります。 Information and review: Location Purchased:  韓国食料品店 Price when Purchased:  何か、おそらく Taste:   天気。 Energy:  忍者としての辛い一日を乗り切るのに十分な量のカフェイン、または少なくともそう願っています。 Bottom Line:  あなたの哀れな農奴の存在をあきらめて、特別なアニメタイアップでこのエナジードリンクの信じられないほどの力と名誉によって与えられた力で貴族に加わってください! 👹 👹👹👹👹 5/5 -  村を破壊する 5 匹のオーガ全員を 5 人から表彰します! You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.

The "alcopop" of Canadian "rave culture." Long have I traveled the wastes; my bones brittle, my muscles frail, and my skin cracked and wrinkled. In the years of my journeys I have seen the rise and fall of many cultures, subcultures, and cults; one that has neither waxed nor waned is the strange drinkers of the blue, the "REVelers"... If you seek information, I wish you luck, for you will find that it is scarce , and if you seek to read the sacred texts of the cult itself, you will find that their own instructions:  " http://www.reverage.com/ " lead to an entirely new and different set of scrolls. The true nature of Rev  is obscured to all, only known by those who have imbibed the drink and those strange, arcane zealots that produce it and carefully guard its secrets. I consider myself an academic, a seeker . I will ever disparage research and the testimony of others; but, whenever possible, I prefer firsthand experience. Many times have I seen t...

Do you know the meaning of these runes? They are different from the typical mark of the Bull, but know that these engravings portent the presence of the Bull, but in a even more terrifying and horrific form, the Bull has become the Bestial King of Winter and you are within his territory, and his sight... Hail. Long has it been since I have been able to record what I have learned on my journeys and I bear grave news for all: the Bull  has aligned the stars in such a way to foment his transformation into a great monstrosity ripped from the very glaciers of the Northern Lands .  The great corrupting plague that has consumed our realm has greatly restricted my wanderings, but, with the blessing of the local Thane and his constabulary, I am able to make short travels through my local fiefdom. It is during one of these travels that I learned of the return of the Bull . There are a great many wayhouses and shrines on the roads and pathways of the Northern Lands , and while I usually...

Contrast helps people distinguish objects, both in a physical sense and a conceptual one. Without contrast we would stumble around through a maze of textures and colours that merge together into a unnavigable fog without any sort of distinction. The same is true in the realm of ideas, without good, how would we know evil; without hunger, how would we know satiety? What powerful malignant forces seeks to strip our reality of these bounding rules? For reasons that I do not yet fully understand, some power of immeasurable evil is using the  Rockstar Energy  company to unbind the individual components of our shared reality. The power , and here I hesitate to use the word "god"  acts on a cosmic scale and, while it has a great potential, it only seems to be able to interact in a tenuous, ambiguous fashion, at least, so far. Even now the conflict rages. Not a war of steel or electric current, but a metaphysical war that rages in the transitory boundaries betw...

If you ever wondered why I review energy drinks, you are not alone in that wonderment. The truth is that I was given the quest to review energy drinks by the ghost of the Blind Hobo King. Why does he want the review? I don't know and I don't care to know - I learned early life that is just best to go with the flow when dealing with a madman whose grip on sanity is as tenuous as his grip on personal hygiene. So this is NOS . It is a beverage that was manufactured by a company that made automotive parts; then it was sold to Coca Cola; finally, it was sold to Monster. Throughout those ownership transfers it is nice to see that two things have remained consistent: the beverage is still the lesser "Monster"  that nobody cares about; and, the drink still tastes like a combination of various automotive fluids and lubricants. Location Purchased:  Gas Station Price when Purchased:  $3.59 Leafbacks Taste:  Have you ever heard of an animal licking engine cool...

There is a common vein in history that the greatest lies are most easily hidden when they are kept in plain sight, without any attempt to deny their nature. This beverage is the exact spirit of that concept. Can it possibly be true that there are such massive conspiracies that exist without being questioned? Even when questioned , the "makers" of the Pocari Sweat beverage make no effort to deny the true nature of the drink. They explain that the term "Pocari" has no "special meaning" and note that "Sweat" makes direct reference to actual sweat. Well, a lot of names are essentially meaningless, and that is what "Pocari" is, a name . While it is entirely clear that Pocari Sweat is bottled sweat, what is not entirely clear is what kind of person and/or creature  the Pocari is. Due to the refreshing sweet taste, it is unlikely that the Pocari  is a regular person, and is in fact, more likely to be either a heavily mutated hu...

This here is Tiger Malt, it comes from Barbados, a country where tigers don't live, there isn't even a tiger there in a zoo, but hey it's just a name... ...or is it more than just a name..? I last drank tiger malt over a year ago, why have I waited so long to post a review? The answer is simple: magic . I only know that I drank the beverage ( and took the above photograph ) due to an intense spiritual reconstruction session with a powerful gypsy psychic that I recently attended . During a routine fortune-telling, the gypsy told me that I had several repressed memories, and more startlingly, I had repressed magical potency . I am a weretiger . The gypsy unlocked the lycanthropy that I had been inflicted with, and well, the gypsy perished when my body was ripped from humanity to a hybrid form somewhere in between human and tiger. With tufts of black-striped orange fur, claws of magnificent size, and powerful crushing teeth and jaws, I wet on a rampage of slaug...

"Energy Beats Everything" claims Lucozade , but is it true?  My body, mind, and spirit are transient entities that diverge and merge randomly with no apparent cause or clear goal. I have no control over these mutations, nor do they have control over me; but, it is difficult to understand what I am, if not these three independent entities. Recently I have invaded the existence of a new family, taking control through guile and violence. As head of the household I exact a crippling toll on my subjects in many horrific and depraved ways. In the rapid and constant divestiture of my genetic material to my new family-clan of victims, my physical essence is often left dehydrated and drained of energy. It is in these times that I seek out energy drinks, and the latest that I have splashed upon the desiccated corpse of my shriveled and well-used testes has been Lucozade Energy . Here is the bottle of Lucozade Energy that I purchased and consumed. This particular va...

As bad as my situation is, it will never be as bad as the Cool Runnings website . So it turns out that I am, in fact, not a transitional being that exists as a loosely correlated network of photons. What am I? Well I guess when I killed that man and drank his amazing bottle of Powermalt I must have started hallucinating fairly intensely ( which is not too much of a surprise since I have being living well out of touch from reality for what must be a significant period of time - time being a concept that I can perceive and understand in short bursts of painfully illuminating periods of lucidity ). I skinned the man and started wearing that skin as some kind of suit and instead of simply becoming a rotten mess, the man's skin bonded to mine and I am now a monstrously powerful fusion of two bodies into one. His skin, sinew, and muscle have joined mine, giving me a rough approximation of his external appearance.  I can feel the emotions, memories, and thoughts of his body gro...

I have become a new person, a new being; behold, I am purest light. There is a new sun on the horizon: a star of brilliant, destructive energy that is a threat to all life - I am that star . My entire existence has changed. At first it was just another routine murder by me and the other homeless people at the camp; but after we killed the African man, his treasure proved to be my savior, my genesis. Here is the bottle - 330 ml. Location Purchased:  probably in an Caribbean grocery store somewhere. Price when Purchased:  apparently 0.99 Canadian. Taste:   This tastes like a slightly hopped malt beverage. Imagine something like Malteasers , if you have never had a malt drink before. Watch this video - it's pretty awesome. Energy:  This didn't provide energy in the traditional sense so much as it changed my body into a rapidly burning plume of electric flame. After consuming this potent elixir, my body rapidly broke down into an ash...