Sips Reviews

This here is Tiger Malt, it comes from Barbados, a country where tigers don't live, there isn't even a tiger there in a zoo, but hey it's just a name... ...or is it more than just a name..? I last drank tiger malt over a year ago, why have I waited so long to post a review? The answer is simple: magic . I only know that I drank the beverage ( and took the above photograph ) due to an intense spiritual reconstruction session with a powerful gypsy psychic that I recently attended . During a routine fortune-telling, the gypsy told me that I had several repressed memories, and more startlingly, I had repressed magical potency . I am a weretiger . The gypsy unlocked the lycanthropy that I had been inflicted with, and well, the gypsy perished when my body was ripped from humanity to a hybrid form somewhere in between human and tiger. With tufts of black-striped orange fur, claws of magnificent size, and powerful crushing teeth and jaws, I wet on a rampage of slaug...

The "White Sip" - a beverage that is widely available but so difficult to categorize that there is no being alive that is fully able to understand its exact nature; one of the true enigmas of our world. The unsolvable mystery that I routinely return to is  Monster Energy Zero Ultra , the White Sip of legend, the drink of memes . A drink that exists in culture ; is culture. As Marshall McLuhan noted, the medium is the message , Monster Energy Ultra Zero is the society that we live and the drink that our society consumes. I don't remember the first time that I had the white sip , but that is the nature of it, nobody remembers when they started drinking it. What can really give you a headache is if you try to figure out when the beverage was introduced, and you find that it has simultaneously never  existed and yet has always  existed.  You may dismiss that claim and conduct a simple search on any given internet search engine and find some kind of ...

Don't you love our Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals Corporate Overlords? Have you ever noticed how Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals is the greatest corporation that has ever existed? I guess it is something, like most civilized people, that I have always known. That Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals makes the best energy drinks in the world is a mere obvious statement of fact. The real news that I have to share is that the glorious majesty of those magnificent energy drinks is now available in the Canadian market!  The destitute socialist wageslaves of the frozen northern wasteland  of Canada can finally recover their HP and MP that they lose fighting their various enemies and rivals with the Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals HP & MP Energy Drink Potions ! I remember the first time I watched this video, what a rush! All of that amazing history somehow crunched down into seven orgasmic minutes! Superior Korean drink engineering and production is contributing to the greater ov...

It's drink. If you look at the posts on this blog, you might get the impression that I am a huge fan of Rockstar Energy  drinks, which I am, but my default sip is the Monster Energy Zero Ultra , the "white sip" that is the default drink of that 30 year old boomer . Despite my proclaimed fandom, the majority of reviews are of Rockstar Energy products. Why is this the case? Well, part of the reason is that in my market, Rockstar products are much more affordable, and the other reason is that I like to try non-Monster beverages to compare them to what is a high standard that I have permanently enshrined as a legend of sips. Moving onward, I recently saw for the first time a   ROCKST★R Pure Zero Energy: Grape , I was definitely going to purchase it, so that I found it on sale, only made it all the better. There are a few differences between the American and Canadian versions of this sip, obviously the can has to include the cryptic French language runes, but the dr...

Behold, the Holy Grail, the container that holds Ambrosia .  I have recently managed to make my way into an secretive Romanian mafia clan, and I need to tell you, it has been great so far. Due to my capacity for inhumane acts of cruelty, I have managed to find a niche in the crime syndicate that has made me, if not wealthy, financially comfortable. Using this newfound income, I have been able to afford some of the higher-end energy drinks that I crave, such as this  ROCKST★R XD Thermo Marshmallow , which is a mix of the Rockstar Xdurance Marshmallow and   X Thermo product lines, with less caffeine because this here is Trudeau's Canada and he is afraid that if the people get the energy that they need and deserve than they will topple his puppet regime. This was the first thing that I thought of when I saw the design of the can. I guess the retrowave trend has been getting popular lately, and energy dirnks might as well capitalize on it. Anyway, here ...