Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals HP & MP

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Don't you love our Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals Corporate Overlords?

Have you ever noticed how Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals is the greatest corporation that has ever existed? I guess it is something, like most civilized people, that I have always known.

That Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals makes the best energy drinks in the world is a mere obvious statement of fact. The real news that I have to share is that the glorious majesty of those magnificent energy drinks is now available in the Canadian market! 

The destitute socialist wageslaves of the frozen northern wasteland of Canada can finally recover their HP and MP that they lose fighting their various enemies and rivals with the Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals HP & MP Energy Drink Potions!

I remember the first time I watched this video, what a rush! All of that amazing history somehow crunched down into seven orgasmic minutes!

Superior Korean drink engineering and production is contributing to the greater overall success of our planet and the people that live on it, an effort that is spear-headed with munificent and wise corporate leadership generous bestowed by the righteous Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals.

  • Price when Purchased: $2.99 (each) Leafbacks

Just looking at the fantastic logo of Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals improves the human condition!

I have personally sold all of my possessions and used that money to purchase as many cans of Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals HP & MP Energy Drink Potions that I could get! I am certain that with the power of these amazing, top-quality, god-tier beverages that I will be able to easily recoup the money and make even more!

Finally I will be able to reign supreme like the corporate god-men that chair the Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals Board of Directors!

Taste: HP tastes vaguely like grapefruit mixed with cough syrup; MP tastes vaguely like lemonade mixed with cough syrup - but I mean these are the greatest flavours that are possible to achieve by the deific minds at Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals, the creators of the best beverages that have ever been made in the entire universe.

Energy: Low sugar, no caffeine. Some taurine in the HP, and some other proprietary chemicals that are claimed to help promote recovery, which they clearly do, since these were made by Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals, which can really do no wrong. 

Bottom Line: Uh, is there a reason to not drink as many HP&MP Energy Drink Potions from Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals?

7/5 - Kwangdong Pharmaceuticals! 광동제약!

You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.

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