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Rockstar Watermelon-Kiwi (Euro)

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Rockstar Watermelon-Kiwi - European Edition The news is official that artificial sweeteners cause cancer. I suppose that I should have known based on the effects I have observed after my lifetime of subsisting solely on energy drinks. For many months now my body has been a disfigured, lumpy mass of tumors and growths. My appearance inspires pity in the best circumstances and disgusted hatred in the worst. I have been chased from many civilized places due to my hideous, troll-like appearance. I bear them no ill will, I am a monster, when I catch a stray glimpse of my twisted reflection in the grimy window of a passing bus or in a dirty puddle on the street I too am revolted. Despite my condition, being now formed of many malignant growths, I cannot give up the very thing that has caused that condition. I have also gained perpetual youth and life from that same source, as the taurine in energy drinks is now recognized as a veritable fountain of youth. Even now as I run my fingers over ...
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ZET Energy

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 Please buy something... I'm so hungry... Ahh, hello dear customer. I wander the Lands Between and sell wares as I travel. Let me show you one of the latest quality items that I offer to you, a Tarnished need need of refreshment and energy. This aluminum flask contains a revitalizing brew that offers the gift of rejuvenation. ZET , as this consumable potion potion is named, is totally without renown within the Lands Between, and hails from the far off realm of Latvia . The reinvigorating potion comes at an affordable cost in runes and has a taste reminiscent of the old Estus Flask of the Crimson Cow . Despite being inexpensive, it has a notably kick that will give even the most downtrodden Tarnished a significant boost of energy and will stiffen resistance against the wiles of St. Trina. Please, purchase one of these flasks and taste its fortifying waters. If you see others of my kin on your journey, please buy from them as well, dear customer. Information and review: Location Purc...
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リアルゴールド NARUTO・BORUTO

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忍者やホームレスの飲み物！  最も名誉ある読者とフォロワー。 今日は縁起の良い大吉日、放浪生活を捨てて忍者になろうと決意した私。 「これはどのように可能ですか？」 私は人間の感情を理解する能力のない堕落した狂人としてよく知られているので、あなたは自分自身が尋ねていることに気付くかもしれません. 実は、エナジードリンク「リアルゴールド NARUTO・BORUTO」の力と脳内の大きな腫瘍によって、理性空間の外から神のような大いなる力を与えられているのです。 見るものすべてに畏敬の念を抱かせる缶です。 ですが、その中にある美味しさこそが本当の不思議です。 正直なところ、「NARUTO・BORUTO」については何も知りませんが、体のさまざまな空洞を使用してエナジードリンクを万引きすることについてはよく知っています（厳密に必要な場合）. 私は最も尊敬され、名誉に満ちた会社「 COCA COLA 」からこの素晴らしい飲み物を飲み、それから私は忍者にならなければならないことを知りました. 私のトレーニングはすぐに始まります。 Information and review: Location Purchased:  韓国食料品店 Price when Purchased:  何か、おそらく Taste:   天気。 Energy:  忍者としての辛い一日を乗り切るのに十分な量のカフェイン、または少なくともそう願っています。 Bottom Line:  あなたの哀れな農奴の存在をあきらめて、特別なアニメタイアップでこのエナジードリンクの信じられないほどの力と名誉によって与えられた力で貴族に加わってください! 👹 👹👹👹👹 5/5 -  村を破壊する 5 匹のオーガ全員を 5 人から表彰します! You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.
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ROCO Rotwein Rockt Cola

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  Stare upon this vessel; take in the meaning of the symbols, the imagery - it is all a lie. A fantasy sold to depraved libertines wholly unable to demonstrate restraint even if it would improve their lives. I woke up screaming again; I didn't know where I was or how I got there. It turned out that I was in a dingy, urine-soaked alleyway. My hands were sticky with blood and the corpse with the face missing on the  ground next to me seemed to be the likely source. A puddle of water was nearby. In my reflection I could see that there was also blood around my lips. I rinsed my face and hands off in the brownish water as best I was able. I searched the pockets of the dead body, he didn't have a lot of money, but he had enough. Luck would have it that a store was close to where I woke, so I headed inside. There were some options, but only one that really spoke to me. I guess because I don't understand German, I didn't know that what it was saying was not to purchase it . Who...
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Zevia Zero Calorie Energy Raspberry / Lime

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Is this the vehicle of your spiritual journey? Have you attained enlightenment? Have you reached Nirvana? Well, since you are reading this, it is likely that you haven't since reading energy drink reviews is not something that spiritually awakened beings do. Am I a new being? An entity of light and energy? A consciousness that exists in all dimensions and in all times all at once? The answer: a firm No . But I did drink this can of Zevia Zero Calorie Energy in Raspberry/Lime flavour  and it did change my life. Here on the commune we have a maxim: work is it's own reward.  And let me tell you, we work . At first I was a little wary about the new-age spirituality stuff, but now that I have undergone the procedure  at the hands of the leader  I don't really have any problems with it anymore. Sure some people may say that we live in a dirt-floor shack and slave away in an agrarian dystopia while giving all of the fruits of our labour to the leader  so he can live a...
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Perrier Energize Caffeine & Yerba Mate Grapefruit Flavour Caffeinated Energy Drink

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  An energy drink for the discerning palate..? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Energy drinks on on sale off the street downtown. I watched neon signs glow in the dark near the drink cooler. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. I have taken up living at the homeless camp again. The camp is probably a fairly close approximation of what our prehistoric societies must have looked like: a band of desperate people barely scraping out an existence, a loose coalition led by the largest and most fearsome among us, and in my case, that is a large man of Haitian extraction that is known by the mononym "Blaster" to the other camp-dwellers. Our lives in this prehistoric state are as nasty, brutish, and short as Hobbes thought they would be. While survival is our primary goal, Blaster  is ambitious and ruthless and tries to drag us out of our rut. We truly are hunter-gatherers, and I have become one of the hunters, but the quarry t...
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REV Original

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The "alcopop" of Canadian "rave culture." Long have I traveled the wastes; my bones brittle, my muscles frail, and my skin cracked and wrinkled. In the years of my journeys I have seen the rise and fall of many cultures, subcultures, and cults; one that has neither waxed nor waned is the strange drinkers of the blue, the "REVelers"... If you seek information, I wish you luck, for you will find that it is scarce , and if you seek to read the sacred texts of the cult itself, you will find that their own instructions:  " http://www.reverage.com/ " lead to an entirely new and different set of scrolls. The true nature of Rev  is obscured to all, only known by those who have imbibed the drink and those strange, arcane zealots that produce it and carefully guard its secrets. I consider myself an academic, a seeker . I will ever disparage research and the testimony of others; but, whenever possible, I prefer firsthand experience. Many times have I seen t...
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