Monster Energy 710ml Can Crack Pipe

Now that winter is fully here, getting by is getting harder. Every day that passes in the hobo camp is worse than the day before. We never have enough money for anything, so we tend to rely on what we can find. The thing is, what we find isn't always the same as what I used to get from the store - ingenuity and creativity has come to play a larger role in my life.

Here is the can - Monster Original - 710 ml - 24 US fluid ounces.

Location Purchased: The ground

Price when Purchased: My dignity

I guess I was kind of influenced by something like this. Now whenever I am not scrounging for scraps or prostituting myself out for pocket change, I get high smoking Monster Energy, here is a mock-up of how it's done:

A hole is punched out over the "reservoir" and the sweet, intoxicating vapours are smoked out of the opened lid.

Taste: Does it matter?

Energy: The only way I make it through the day.

Bottom Line: You'd better believe this is the bottom.

6/5 - Ambrosia

You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.