Taisho Pharm. Co., Ltd - Libogen

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Jambo, give that back!

I don't even recognize what transgresses the insane anymore. I am a purely physical being - motorized, thoughtless. I have not slept in several days; although I black out for long periods but when I regain consciousness I am often out of breath, naked, and seem to have recently been involved in some kind of serious crime. The last few times I have regained control, I have been in the alley of the local Asian grocer, so I started getting my energy drinks there. Maybe the most surprising thing is that I always seem to have money - where I get it I neither know, nor want to.




Here is the bottle - 100 ml (3.4 oz)  and they call this Lipovitan in most markets.

  • Location Purchased: in an Asian grocery store.
  • Price when Purchased: equivalent to an entire kilogram of chicken feet.

Taste: Well, I have no idea how to describe this - it is fruity and sweet, but noticeably the serving size is too small to really get a good handle on it. There is no way that I would ever consider this too be bad, but I am not certain that I would seek it out for the flavour.

Chinatown.

Energy: It's nothing special. I guess it has vitamins or whatnot, but it has about the same concentration as a Rockstar or a Monster - this means that the small size doesn't really have too much of a punch. 


This seems like false advertising... I think?


Bottom Line: I no longer have a functional ego or conscious, so I don't really think that I am in any position to recommend anything. That being said, I drink several dozen of these a day and as a result I have gained a good understanding of Cantonese.



4.5/5 - 真他媽的好，兄弟！



You might have a different opinion or experience - feel free to let me know in the comments.

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