Zevia Zero Calorie Energy Raspberry / Lime
Is this the vehicle of your spiritual journey? Have you attained enlightenment? Have you reached Nirvana? Well, since you are reading this, it is likely that you haven't since reading energy drink reviews is not something that spiritually awakened beings do. Am I a new being? An entity of light and energy? A consciousness that exists in all dimensions and in all times all at once? The answer: a firm No . But I did drink this can of Zevia Zero Calorie Energy in Raspberry/Lime flavour and it did change my life. Here on the commune we have a maxim: work is it's own reward. And let me tell you, we work . At first I was a little wary about the new-age spirituality stuff, but now that I have undergone the procedure at the hands of the leader I don't really have any problems with it anymore. Sure some people may say that we live in a dirt-floor shack and slave away in an agrarian dystopia while giving all of the fruits of our labour to the leader so he can live a...