Lucozade Energy
"Energy Beats Everything" claims Lucozade , but is it true? My body, mind, and spirit are transient entities that diverge and merge randomly with no apparent cause or clear goal. I have no control over these mutations, nor do they have control over me; but, it is difficult to understand what I am, if not these three independent entities. Recently I have invaded the existence of a new family, taking control through guile and violence. As head of the household I exact a crippling toll on my subjects in many horrific and depraved ways. In the rapid and constant divestiture of my genetic material to my new family-clan of victims, my physical essence is often left dehydrated and drained of energy. It is in these times that I seek out energy drinks, and the latest that I have splashed upon the desiccated corpse of my shriveled and well-used testes has been Lucozade Energy . Here is the bottle of Lucozade Energy that I purchased and consumed. This particular va...