Cool Runnings Energy Drink
As bad as my situation is, it will never be as bad as the Cool Runnings website . So it turns out that I am, in fact, not a transitional being that exists as a loosely correlated network of photons. What am I? Well I guess when I killed that man and drank his amazing bottle of Powermalt I must have started hallucinating fairly intensely ( which is not too much of a surprise since I have being living well out of touch from reality for what must be a significant period of time - time being a concept that I can perceive and understand in short bursts of painfully illuminating periods of lucidity ). I skinned the man and started wearing that skin as some kind of suit and instead of simply becoming a rotten mess, the man's skin bonded to mine and I am now a monstrously powerful fusion of two bodies into one. His skin, sinew, and muscle have joined mine, giving me a rough approximation of his external appearance. I can feel the emotions, memories, and thoughts of his body gro...